Dear Diary,

Oh my god! I’ve been scarred for life!

Having been so excited to see Simon on my return from New York I decided to call in and surprise him.

He was out so I used the spare key he had given me for emergencies (well it was an emergency as I saw it – I needed the loo) and I let myself into his apartment. The sight that greeted me will forever be etched into my brain. Simon was completely stark naked and in a compromising position with another man.

I did the only thing that I could do – I got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

It’s not that Simon was with another man – I have no issue at all with him being gay. It was just the shock of catching a friend in the midst of…well…in flagrante delicto, that completely threw me. I mean, nobody needs to see that!

So my question to ponder is – how much time needs to pass before these images are deleted from my memory (if at all!)? Or at least how much time must pass before I can look Simon in the eye again without blushing crimson?